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Post by SuperKamiGuy1 on Apr 29, 2022 20:25:55 GMT
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Post by SuperKamiGuy1 on Apr 29, 2022 20:47:02 GMT
Oswald Daneeka, O.D., Overdose, drug dealer to the superhuman community, stood by in the park watching the opening ceremony that Homelander was throwing for The Great Wide Wonder to induct him into The Superhero Hall Of Fame. He didn't know what the hell was in that fluid that he mixed into Wonder's heroin enema. All he knew was that if he hadn't done so those masked motherfuckers would have either tortured him to death or thrown him into some hellhole prison for the rest of his life.
"Now listen up you little twink bitch. What we'll do if you don't slip this shit to the Wondercunt is call some a nasty bastard we know at the D.E.A. You what your supe friends will do for you then, don't you? Jack. Fucking. Shit. Leaving you holding the bag with your microdick between your legs. Know where you'll end up after that? Prison. Where you'll spend the rest of your days with huge and horrible men using you as a condom while they make huge and horrible love. We'll be in touch. You just make sure they get the good news. Don't try backing out either. Or nobody will find your remains. We'll be watching you Oswald.
Christ on a stick he could still feel the bruises from where they'd beat him and slammed him against the railing before he was dangled over it as they threatened to drop him. (They can't blame me. Whatever it does to him? They can't blame me. I would've been killed. They would've tortured me, I'm sure, I'm sorry but I had to save my own damn life!)
Judging from the expression on Wonders face, his twitching, shaking, laughter and over the top excitement the drug was definitely taking effect. He swallowed. Whatever it was they slipped him it was going to a damn disaster.
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Post by SuperKamiGuy1 on Apr 29, 2022 21:08:50 GMT
 "HOMELANDER! HOMELANDER! HOMELANDER! HOMELANDER! HOMELANDER!" The people cheered for the superhero golden boy flanked by Queen Maeve and A-Train with Black Noir watching the show from the shadows. "Hey, hey, hey, hey!" Homelander greeted everyone and laughed. "Great to see you everybody! Ahhh ahahahahaaaa! Great to see you everyone! Great to see you! We're here to recognize a Hero who shines so brightly we can wait no longer to bestow upon him our very highest honor! Please welcome: THE GREAT WIDE WONDER!" He called out to the crowd as the drugged out Superhero floated down from the sky before suddenly dropping down to the podium in front of his golden statue. "YEAH! Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah! Are we gonna do this? WHOOOO! Alright, Yeah! Great Wider Wonder! Where my people at?!" Maeve just stared at him. (Was he always this hyper? Or...is something else going on?) She watched him pump his fists and play to the crowd with a hand on her hip. (His eyes. They're dilated. They're twitching. He's hyperactive. What the hell is he on?) She looked over to Homelander silently asking if he noticed it. What he did notice was the fact that Wonder's heart was thumping at a mile a minute. It was odd but he focused on the crowd. "That's right! THE GREAT WIDE WONDER! How far he has come! How high he has flown! Through the fiery crucible of battle he has soared! And so!" "WHOOO!" "And so we induct him into the Superhero Hall Of Fame!" As Homelander spoke to the crowd a giant metal platform rose up out of the water with several bikini clad supermodels on it and a giant hulking metal human, the leukemia and fibrosis children blood drinking Metal Supe Ironcast, standing among them and raising his fists up in the air and roaring. A giant metal ring lit up on the platform, becoming surrounded by fire, and Ironcast picked it up and held it above his head. "As he flies through the flaming ring held aloft by Ironcast! LET THE GREAT WIDE WONDER SOAR!" 'YEEEAAAHHH-HA-HA! PAPA NEEDS A NEW PAIR OF SHOOOOEEEEEEESSSS!" Wonder cheered and rocketed into the sky! Homelander put a hand on his hip. "Sooooo what does this guy do again?" "He flies really fast." A-Train summarized. "You know, 'Ride around the world with The Great Wider Wonder' and all that bullshit." "Ohhhh, riiight, because none of us can fly." Homelander replied sarcastically. "Yeah, but there's fast and there's, what is that, Mach 1.5?" Maeve guessed. "Sounds about right." "Mmm. Anyway, I think we should be on guard. Something's wrong with him." "Do you see it, Oswald?" He turned around frantically to see whomever was speaking. "Don't bother. We're nowhere close to you but we are watching. I'm talking to you through a speaker we attached to your clothes." "What the fuck?" "Just listen up, Oswald. Do you know what he did? The Great Wonder? Listen up. He was at a party last year, a private celebration after he gave the commencement address at Columbia. He took a couple of honor students, for, well, lets just call it a flying fuck. Thing is, it's a bit cold up there." Oswald looked up the sky where Wonder had rocketed up into the upper atmosphere and was flying around erratically before suddenly zipping back down towards the city. "By the time they realized that he didn't give a shit, that it was part of the fun for him, it was too late. As far as we can tell? They're still up there in orbit." "J-jesus...jesus fucking christ, man. I never heard anything like that." "They're all like that, Oswald, that's why they need to be dealt with." |
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Post by SuperKamiGuy1 on May 1, 2022 17:38:30 GMT
This had been a very good week for Frederick Dukes. He finally got around to seeing Vanya Hargreeves Violin Concert after all he'd heard about it and fell to his knees crying tears of joy with everyone else in astonishment afterword, and he later discovered that even the people outside were crying in amazement despite, as far as Fred could tell, there was no way they would've been able to hear it and yet there they were, then later he earned quite a bit of cash and public recognition after beating Klanker in The Hero Arenas, after which he celebrated at a buffet and then with Yekaterina and The Pro, and now he was going to see a group of Superheroes in action as one of them was inducted into the Superhero Hall Of Fame. With a giant burger in hand, an extra large drink holstered around his belt and a camera drone floating by his side to catch the action, he was completely ready for today. He was going to capture all the action and post it on HeroTube. Sure, everyone was going to do the same, but why not jump on that bandwagon? As he was taking a giant bite of his burger however he noticed something was...off about Wonder. Even from this far away he could tell that the guy was hyper as hell. Fred tapped the drone and walked behind it as the back of the drone opened up and it zoomed in on him. Yeah, something was definitely wrong here. The guy was twitching, not just his eyes but his body as well, he couldn't seem to stand still, he was cheering and yelling and pumping his fists and then he suddenly rocketed into the sky way faster than necessary. Judging from the looks on the other Heroes faces they'd figured it out too. Something was definitely wrong with this picture but he couldn't quite put his finger on it. But really what did they have to worry about? There were three professional Superheroes there who could handle it if something went wrong, four if you count Noir but Fred had no clue what the mysterious ninja lady even did, so it's not like there was anything to worry about. Right? He pulled back from the camera drone and tapped it to make it close up and he started walking closer to the crowd. Sure, Homelander could handle Wonder if something went wrong, but Fred had a feeling that he should probably get a bit closer to the crowd just in case. Rebecca Anne 'Annie' January, a supermodel gorgeous blonde young woman with shining blue eyes and bright blonde golden hair tied up in a bun watched the show from the crowd alongside her younger friend Jean Grey. Annie was dressed in a white jacket and a sun t-shirt with blue jeans and sunshine tennis shoes. The jacket wasn't necessarily needed but it was to hide the little electric generators she used to power her Light Blasts in case there was ever a villain attack and she wasn't around excess electricity. She was never off guard! "Sooo Jean? Did your magic comic tell you anything about this?" Jean Grey looked from her copy of 9th Wonders Power Trio and turned it around to show Annie the comic pages that featured a pair of young girls, a blonde and a redhead, who looked similar to the two of them standing alongside a rather heavyweight young man, and that was being polite, while Wonder tripped out on stage. "Okay that is freaky but th-that doesn't mean something bad is going to happen!" Annie insisted. "Well, I mean, it doesn't necessarily show what happens to Ironcast, but the implication is pretty clear, and then Wonder goes splat." Jean made a face. "Nasty." "Okay, but then, what are we supposed to do?" "I think...I think we're supposed to stop it." "I can't stop someone that fast!" Annie reminded her. "Even leaving aside the fact that he's probably stronger than me he's way too fast." There was a sonic booom overhead as Wonder flew back down from the sky and flew down over the city and began flying around and against the buildings erratically. "...You don't have to!" Jean realized. "If I can redirect him away from Ironcast with my telekinesis I can make him miss Ironcast and into the sky. I can save both of them, then we get the civilians out of the way and then...then...." She looked around until she saw the fat giant approaching them. "Maybe, hopefully, he can stop him enough for the Heroes to bring down Wonder." Annie turned around and stared at the heavyweight giant towering over them dressed in black pants and a blue t-shirt with superheroes emblazoned on it, the giant mount of mass stood at least a foot or two above them and obviously several hundred pounds heavier. He had a cute face, at least somewhat handsome, but the rest was far thick and rubbery. He was obviously a Super but what in the hell could his power be? Even Jean looked nervous at the size of the fat giant who practically inhaled his giant greasy four patty super burger, chewed and swallowed it. He was humongous! Not as tall as someone like The Hulk or Ironcast but being this close to someone this colossal still made them a little nervous. Still she managed a smile. The clock was ticking down and she had a feeling they were going to need this giants help. "Uhm, h-hi. Hello." Fred took a set of paper towels out of his pocket and wiped his hands as he looked down at the two young ladies looking up at him nervously. He wiped his mouth and smiled down at them. "Howdy." The redhead nervously brushed her hair back and stepped forward as Wonder scrapped the side of a building in the city, tearing right through the glass as he did and then rocketed back up into the air over the park. Jean was dressed in a long sleeve pink t-shirt and jeans and her hair was styled similar to Annie's. The glasses on her face made her look even cuter. Jean frantically flipped through 9th Wonders and then looked up at the giant. "Fred...Dukes?" "That's me. What can I help you with?" Jean steeled herself and showed him the comic. "Well, sir, I'll be blunt. We need your help and we need to work fast. Lives are at stake." |
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Post by SuperKamiGuy1 on May 5, 2022 21:50:09 GMT
This had been a very good week for Frederick Dukes. He finally got around to seeing Vanya Hargreeves Violin Concert after all he'd heard about it and fell to his knees crying tears of joy with everyone else in astonishment afterword, and he later discovered that even the people outside were crying in amazement despite, as far as Fred could tell, there was no way they would've been able to hear it and yet there they were, then later he earned quite a bit of cash and public recognition after beating Klanker in The Hero Arenas, after which he celebrated at a buffet and then with Yekaterina and The Pro, and now he was going to see a group of Superheroes in action as one of them was inducted into the Superhero Hall Of Fame. With a giant burger in hand, an extra large drink holstered around his belt and a camera drone floating by his side to catch the action, he was completely ready for today. He was going to capture all the action and post it on HeroTube. Sure, everyone was going to do the same, but why not jump on that bandwagon? As he was taking a giant bite of his burger however he noticed something was...off about Wonder. Even from this far away he could tell that the guy was hyper as hell. Fred tapped the drone and walked behind it as the back of the drone opened up and it zoomed in on him. Yeah, something was definitely wrong here. The guy was twitching, not just his eyes but his body as well, he couldn't seem to stand still, he was cheering and yelling and pumping his fists and then he suddenly rocketed into the sky way faster than necessary. Judging from the looks on the other Heroes faces they'd figured it out too. Something was definitely wrong with this picture but he couldn't quite put his finger on it. But really what did they have to worry about? There were three professional Superheroes there who could handle it if something went wrong, four if you count Noir but Fred had no clue what the mysterious ninja lady even did, so it's not like there was anything to worry about. Right? He pulled back from the camera drone and tapped it to make it close up and he started walking closer to the crowd. Sure, Homelander could handle Wonder if something went wrong, but Fred had a feeling that he should probably get a bit closer to the crowd just in case. Rebecca Anne 'Annie' January, a supermodel gorgeous blonde young woman with shining blue eyes and bright blonde golden hair tied up in a bun watched the show from the crowd alongside her younger friend Jean Grey. Annie was dressed in a white jacket and a sun t-shirt with blue jeans and sunshine tennis shoes. The jacket wasn't necessarily needed but it was to hide the little electric generators she used to power her Light Blasts in case there was ever a villain attack and she wasn't around excess electricity. She was never off guard! "Sooo Jean? Did your magic comic tell you anything about this?" Jean Grey looked from her copy of 9th Wonders Power Trio and turned it around to show Annie the comic pages that featured a pair of young girls, a blonde and a redhead, who looked similar to the two of them standing alongside a rather heavyweight young man, and that was being polite, while Wonder tripped out on stage. "Okay that is freaky but th-that doesn't mean something bad is going to happen!" Annie insisted. "Well, I mean, it doesn't necessarily show what happens to Ironcast, but the implication is pretty clear, and then Wonder goes splat." Jean made a face. "Nasty." "Okay, but then, what are we supposed to do?" "I think...I think we're supposed to stop it." "I can't stop someone that fast!" Annie reminded her. "Even leaving aside the fact that he's probably stronger than me he's way too fast." There was a sonic booom overhead as Wonder flew back down from the sky and flew down over the city and began flying around and against the buildings erratically. "...You don't have to!" Jean realized. "If I can redirect him away from Ironcast with my telekinesis I can make him miss Ironcast and into the sky. I can save both of them, then we get the civilians out of the way and then...then...." She looked around until she saw the fat giant approaching them. "Maybe, hopefully, he can stop him enough for the Heroes to bring down Wonder." Annie turned around and stared at the heavyweight giant towering over them dressed in black pants and a blue t-shirt with superheroes emblazoned on it, the giant mount of mass stood at least a foot or two above them and obviously several hundred pounds heavier. He had a cute face, at least somewhat handsome, but the rest was far thick and rubbery. He was obviously a Super but what in the hell could his power be? Even Jean looked nervous at the size of the fat giant who practically inhaled his giant greasy four patty super burger, chewed and swallowed it. He was humongous! Not as tall as someone like The Hulk or Ironcast but being this close to someone this colossal still made them a little nervous. Still she managed a smile. The clock was ticking down and she had a feeling they were going to need this giants help. "Uhm, h-hi. Hello." Fred took a set of paper towels out of his pocket and wiped his hands as he looked down at the two young ladies looking up at him nervously. He wiped his mouth and smiled down at them. "Howdy." The redhead nervously brushed her hair back and stepped forward as Wonder scrapped the side of a building in the city, tearing right through the glass as he did and then rocketed back up into the air over the park. Jean was dressed in a long sleeve pink t-shirt and jeans and her hair was styled similar to Annie's. The glasses on her face made her look even cuter. Jean frantically flipped through 9th Wonders and then looked up at the giant. "Fred...Dukes?" "That's me. What can I help you with?" Jean steeled herself and showed him the comic. "Well, sir, I'll be blunt. We need your help and we need to work fast. Lives are at stake." "Wow, uh, okay." Fred looked up as Wonder zig-zagged around the air. "Alright. Yeah that checks out. What's the plan?" Jean got ready. "Okay. I've got one." ___________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ Ironcast looked up at the air in utter confusion. "What the hell is he doing up there?" He pondered aloud. "I mean, how long does it take to fly through a freaking ring?" "EEEEHEHEHEHEEEE! EEEEEHEEEHEEEEEHHEEEEEEYAAAAAAH!" Wonder screeched and dived down to the waters below, crashed into it and then flew back up at an angle while spinning around rapidly and then rising up in the air, spotting Ironcast, laughing madly and rocketing towards him! "I SEE YOU! HERE I COOOOOMMMEEEE!" "Shitshitthisisntinthescript!" Ironcast realized. "HEY! HEY YOU LADIES GET DOWN! NOW!" Ironcast yelled at them. The women on the platform with him didn't need to be told twice and dropped to the platform with their heads down. Ironcast felt his leg slide back and he dropped down to one knee. "Huh?" An invisible force gripped Wonder and slowed him down slightly while raising him up towards the center of the giant metal ring. A field of invisible psionic energy, which would be visible to psionics as a bright hot pink, surrounded him as he was forced to slow down and alter his trajectory. He was fast, very fast, oh so fast but Jean pushed against him. Even as he blindly rocketed forward and sped up she fought against the drug crazed superhero to force him to slow down to save everyone at the park. She could not, would not, allow even a single person here to die. But it was like trying to hold back a speeding missile! She could barely hold him back! She was slipping, she was losing her grip on him, but it was enough. She forced him to fly over Ironcast and through the ring while behind her Fred and Annie grabbed the civilians and pushed them down and away from them. "I'm sorry about this but you really need to get down!" Annie told the civilians while she pushed them away with low intensity light blasts. They were bright but not enough to do any real harm to their eyes and pushing them back but it did got the point across. Fred meanwhile grabbed and pushed them to the ground. "Sorry about this folks but we've got an out of control Super incoming so you all need to get down RIGHT NOW!" Fred shouted. The civilians that weren't pushed down and out of the way by the two of them got the message and ran off in separate groups. The area was clear now and just in time as Jean collapsed to the ground from losing her grip on The Great Wide Wonder and he flew right at them! Rapidly speeding up once more! "I...can't...stop him." Jean groaned out from the strain. That was when Fred grabbed Jean and tossed her over to Annie. The angelic blonde Superheroine caught her friend and let the impact push her back a few more feet before leaping backwards, landing and holding Jean. They were safely out of the way now which meant it was up to Fred. The Great Wide Wonder flew over the civilians and the ground at an astonishing one thousand five hundred twenty-two miles per hour to collide with Fred's stomach like a torpedo! The 13,500,000 Joule Impact created a shockwave around them that pushed a few people back but Fred remained standing as Wonder pushed into his stomach only to sink into him! Wonder sank into his doughy rubbery stomach like it was a giant marshmallow and while the stomach was pushed inside it began reforming and closing around him to swallow him up from all sides! Wonder continued to sink into Fred blindly until he was completely engulfed by him and loud rubbery squeezing noises were heard mixing with a distinct sound of stomach churning wet splashing and sloppy burping like someone was shaking or beating a wet trash bag full of wet meat and sludge from his stomach until Fred doubled over and then leaned backwards and pushed out his stomach and spat him out and ricocheted Wonder back up into the air and sent him flying away end over end up and away into the sky! Wonder screamed in shock and confusion while Jean lifted up one hand and grabbed him with telekinesis again while rubbing her head with her other hand. He slowed down to a crawl until a yellow fingerless gloved hand grabbed Wonder from behind, turned him around, grabbed him again and knocked him out with a punch the stomach. Wonder went limp in the grip of the new arrival and he was lifted onto the new arrival's shoulder while Homelander and Maeve flew up to greet him. The new hero was wearing a black spandex costume that was broken up by yellow fingerless gloves, a yellow line down the mid-section of the costume, a blue section wrapped around the shoulders and chest of the yellow section of the torso, a yellow mask and his eyes were covered by eye glasses. His black hair waved in the breeze and he smiled while handing over Wonder to Homelander and Maeve. "I think it's suffice to say that this day has not gone as planned." Homelander noted and glared at Wonder. (Fucking Idiot. Still, I think we can salvage the situation.) "Nice entrance there new guy. Are you working with those three prodigies down below?" "Oh, no, I just saw what was going on and I ran off to get changed and jump in to help. It was those three that made the save. I just caught the fly ball." He joked. "My name's Invincible by the way. It's nice to finally meet you both in person. I'm a huge fan." "Hold up." Maeve crossed her arms and looked the kid in the eyes. "...Is that you Mark?" "Mark?" He laughed. "Oh come on, who is Mar....okay yeah it's me. How'd you know?" "Your face, voice and hair gave it away." Maeve summarized. "You'll need to do better than that to fool us. Nice save though." "So Little Marky-Mark's finally growing up and getting his powers? How's it feel kid? Your dad must be thrilled!" Homelander told him with a warm smile. "Oh yeah Mom and Dad have been thrilled! Dad's been training me non-stop and I'm really getting the hang of it!" "It's certainly paying off with that save of yours. Come on lets touch down and greet the new kids and try to get this all sorted out." |
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Post by Valhalla Erikson on Jun 12, 2022 23:24:09 GMT
"Of course, that smug cunt would try to get in on the glory while the real heroes did the work" Butcher comments while watching the whole event from afar with his binoculars. "Oh man, can you imagine, in some alternate universe, this whole thing would've gone completely sideways. I can see it now, Wonder goes inside Ironcast and the crowd loses their shit" Wade Wilson said while playing catch with Terror. He's throwing Terror a severed arm of some unfortunate fool during one of him and Butcher's covert missions.  Wade rubs his chin, "Or maybe they wouldn't? I mean, who am I to kink shame?" Butcher rubs the bridge of his nose. "If there is a multiverse then maybe there's one involving you with your mouth sewn shut" |
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Post by SuperKamiGuy1 on Jun 13, 2022 1:07:27 GMT
"Of course, that smug cunt would try to get in on the glory while the real heroes did the work" Butcher comments while watching the whole event from afar with his binoculars. "Oh man, can you imagine, in some alternate universe, this whole thing would've gone completely sideways. I can see it now, Wonder goes inside Ironcast and the crowd loses their shit" Wade Wilson said while playing catch with Terror. He's throwing Terror a severed arm of some unfortunate fool during one of him and Butcher's covert missions. Wade rubs his chin, "Or maybe they wouldn't? I mean, who am I to kink shame?" Butcher rubs the bridge of his nose. "If there is a multiverse then maybe there's one involving you with your mouth sewn shut" "You're not wrong about that but he wasn't very popular. You want the Silent But Deadly Merc you hire my sourpuss brother. I prefer to engage in friendly banter while I'm slicing people up. If I'm the last person they're going to see I want them to go out smiling." "And that's why your cunt of a brother is so much more efficient than you." "Efficient is not always the same as entertaining." Wade reminded Butcher. "Efficiency gets shit done, Wade, move in fast, snap bones and gut the wankers." "That's what I do!" "Yes but you talk too much." "You're a spoilsport." Wade chided him. "Like whoever blackmailed O.D. down there. Which brings me to my next question." "Wasn't us. It's too sloppy. I would've drugged the cunt into helplessness then finished him off...or sniped him with .50 Cal. Right through the eyes to bypass his skin and shred his brain. Fucking Diabolical." Butcher smirked. "Whoever did this wanted a public bloodbath with him splattering the civilians or crashing himself into Ironcast and killing them both. Wonder-Cunts reputation is going down the shitter either way but the more carnage the better." "A sloppy attempt to publicly discredit superheroes using a drug dealer as a patsy. I'm more surprised this wasn't one of your plans honestly." "Your a fucking riot, Wilson." Butcher retorted and started setting up his sniper rifle. "The Gimp Cunt's on the move. She's probably already grabbed Oswald. Now if Natasha can talk her down we'll finally have a lead." "Then why are you getting set up?" "Noir's one of them, Wilson, I'm keeping my bases covered here." "Has anybody ever diagnosed you for paranoia?" "It's not paranoia, it's preparation. I'm getting ready just in case the Ninja tries something." "FUCK! Fuckfuckfuckfuckfuck!" Oswald swore repeatedly while he hauled ass through the forest. At this point he didn't care what he was blackmailed with or what they said or did! He was done with this shit! He was grab his money, get on a train and get the HELL out of this city and never look back! He was going to go into hiding, go underground and never look back! This entire situation was just too damn insane! Granted, Oswald was glad the civilians weren't hurt, they hadn't done anything wrong after all, but all those Superheroes in one place? If he got found out he'd be ripped to shreds! Fuck all this! He was almost out of the park when a black glove grabbed his mouth and swung him around and held him against a tree. Oswald found himself staring in the pitch black expressionless heartless mask of Black Noir. He tried to scream but his voice was muffled by his mouth being covered. He tried to thrash and kick against her but he was a small child fighting against a grown adult MMA Bodybuilder in comparison to Noir's strength! He thrashed and pushed and kicked but she never budged even an inch! Noir stared at him silently and raised her fist in the air and got ready to finish him off. Oswald's eyes widened and tears began welling up in his eyes. He shut them and the tears rolled down. He could only hope it would be painless. "That's enough, Noir, let him go! We need him for information!" A commanding voice spoke up. Oswald opened up his tear stained watering eyes and glanced to the side to see Black Widow walking up to them. Noir kept her grip on Oswald and stared her down.   "Let him go, Noir, there's no reason to kill him. He's scared, pissing himself and helpless. We can arrest him and we need him for information." Natasha explained firmly while staring into the eyes of Noir's mask. "Let him go." Noir continued holding Oswald until she hears Stan in her mask. "Let him go. He's more useful alive. I want to know just who it was that put him up to this." Noir promptly dropped Oswald and backed away. |
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Post by Valhalla Erikson on Jun 13, 2022 1:29:06 GMT
Observing the whole scene with Butcher and Wilson, Silver Hawk adjust the earpiece before putting her mask back on so she can relay whatever intel Natasha's getting from O.D. She has been part of Butcher's crew for a good portion of two years since coming out of retirement. Her reason for coming out of retirement? She got bored. So Cecil did her a favor by assigning her to be part of Butcher's crew. Surprisingly Butcher had no qualms as she's one of the few people he actually trust and she keeps the rest of the crew grounded. "I do wonder, what is there to gain by doing this? Even Hydra would find this method uncoordinated" "To fuck with the Supes, mainly Vought I'm guessin. Normally I'd kiss anyone whose an enemy of Red White and Blow Me but this is a Grade A amateur tactic" Butcher commented |
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Post by Valhalla Erikson on Jun 13, 2022 1:32:33 GMT
"You know, for someone who just came out of retirement and spawned a dhampir, the years have been very generous to you." Wade complimented while he records Terror knawing at the severed arm like he's knawing at fried chicken.
"Compliment appreciated Wade. Still not interested" Izumi said simply
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Post by SuperKamiGuy1 on Jun 13, 2022 2:36:23 GMT
This had been a very good week for Frederick Dukes. He finally got around to seeing Vanya Hargreeves Violin Concert after all he'd heard about it and fell to his knees crying tears of joy with everyone else in astonishment afterword, and he later discovered that even the people outside were crying in amazement despite, as far as Fred could tell, there was no way they would've been able to hear it and yet there they were, then later he earned quite a bit of cash and public recognition after beating Klanker in The Hero Arenas, after which he celebrated at a buffet and then with Yekaterina and The Pro, and now he was going to see a group of Superheroes in action as one of them was inducted into the Superhero Hall Of Fame. With a giant burger in hand, an extra large drink holstered around his belt and a camera drone floating by his side to catch the action, he was completely ready for today. He was going to capture all the action and post it on HeroTube. Sure, everyone was going to do the same, but why not jump on that bandwagon? As he was taking a giant bite of his burger however he noticed something was...off about Wonder. Even from this far away he could tell that the guy was hyper as hell. Fred tapped the drone and walked behind it as the back of the drone opened up and it zoomed in on him. Yeah, something was definitely wrong here. The guy was twitching, not just his eyes but his body as well, he couldn't seem to stand still, he was cheering and yelling and pumping his fists and then he suddenly rocketed into the sky way faster than necessary. Judging from the looks on the other Heroes faces they'd figured it out too. Something was definitely wrong with this picture but he couldn't quite put his finger on it. But really what did they have to worry about? There were three professional Superheroes there who could handle it if something went wrong, four if you count Noir but Fred had no clue what the mysterious ninja lady even did, so it's not like there was anything to worry about. Right? He pulled back from the camera drone and tapped it to make it close up and he started walking closer to the crowd. Sure, Homelander could handle Wonder if something went wrong, but Fred had a feeling that he should probably get a bit closer to the crowd just in case. Rebecca Anne 'Annie' January, a supermodel gorgeous blonde young woman with shining blue eyes and bright blonde golden hair tied up in a bun watched the show from the crowd alongside her younger friend Jean Grey. Annie was dressed in a white jacket and a sun t-shirt with blue jeans and sunshine tennis shoes. The jacket wasn't necessarily needed but it was to hide the little electric generators she used to power her Light Blasts in case there was ever a villain attack and she wasn't around excess electricity. She was never off guard! "Sooo Jean? Did your magic comic tell you anything about this?" Jean Grey looked from her copy of 9th Wonders Power Trio and turned it around to show Annie the comic pages that featured a pair of young girls, a blonde and a redhead, who looked similar to the two of them standing alongside a rather heavyweight young man, and that was being polite, while Wonder tripped out on stage. "Okay that is freaky but th-that doesn't mean something bad is going to happen!" Annie insisted. "Well, I mean, it doesn't necessarily show what happens to Ironcast, but the implication is pretty clear, and then Wonder goes splat." Jean made a face. "Nasty." "Okay, but then, what are we supposed to do?" "I think...I think we're supposed to stop it." "I can't stop someone that fast!" Annie reminded her. "Even leaving aside the fact that he's probably stronger than me he's way too fast." There was a sonic booom overhead as Wonder flew back down from the sky and flew down over the city and began flying around and against the buildings erratically. "...You don't have to!" Jean realized. "If I can redirect him away from Ironcast with my telekinesis I can make him miss Ironcast and into the sky. I can save both of them, then we get the civilians out of the way and then...then...." She looked around until she saw the fat giant approaching them. "Maybe, hopefully, he can stop him enough for the Heroes to bring down Wonder." Annie turned around and stared at the heavyweight giant towering over them dressed in black pants and a blue t-shirt with superheroes emblazoned on it, the giant mount of mass stood at least a foot or two above them and obviously several hundred pounds heavier. He had a cute face, at least somewhat handsome, but the rest was far thick and rubbery. He was obviously a Super but what in the hell could his power be? Even Jean looked nervous at the size of the fat giant who practically inhaled his giant greasy four patty super burger, chewed and swallowed it. He was humongous! Not as tall as someone like The Hulk or Ironcast but being this close to someone this colossal still made them a little nervous. Still she managed a smile. The clock was ticking down and she had a feeling they were going to need this giants help. "Uhm, h-hi. Hello." Fred took a set of paper towels out of his pocket and wiped his hands as he looked down at the two young ladies looking up at him nervously. He wiped his mouth and smiled down at them. "Howdy." The redhead nervously brushed her hair back and stepped forward as Wonder scrapped the side of a building in the city, tearing right through the glass as he did and then rocketed back up into the air over the park. Jean was dressed in a long sleeve pink t-shirt and jeans and her hair was styled similar to Annie's. The glasses on her face made her look even cuter. Jean frantically flipped through 9th Wonders and then looked up at the giant. "Fred...Dukes?" "That's me. What can I help you with?" Jean steeled herself and showed him the comic. "Well, sir, I'll be blunt. We need your help and we need to work fast. Lives are at stake." "Wow, uh, okay." Fred looked up as Wonder zig-zagged around the air. "Alright. Yeah that checks out. What's the plan?" Jean got ready. "Okay. I've got one." ___________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ Ironcast looked up at the air in utter confusion. "What the hell is he doing up there?" He pondered aloud. "I mean, how long does it take to fly through a freaking ring?" "EEEEHEHEHEHEEEE! EEEEEHEEEHEEEEEHHEEEEEEYAAAAAAH!" Wonder screeched and dived down to the waters below, crashed into it and then flew back up at an angle while spinning around rapidly and then rising up in the air, spotting Ironcast, laughing madly and rocketing towards him! "I SEE YOU! HERE I COOOOOMMMEEEE!" "Shitshitthisisntinthescript!" Ironcast realized. "HEY! HEY YOU LADIES GET DOWN! NOW!" Ironcast yelled at them. The women on the platform with him didn't need to be told twice and dropped to the platform with their heads down. Ironcast felt his leg slide back and he dropped down to one knee. "Huh?" An invisible force gripped Wonder and slowed him down slightly while raising him up towards the center of the giant metal ring. A field of invisible psionic energy, which would be visible to psionics as a bright hot pink, surrounded him as he was forced to slow down and alter his trajectory. He was fast, very fast, oh so fast but Jean pushed against him. Even as he blindly rocketed forward and sped up she fought against the drug crazed superhero to force him to slow down to save everyone at the park. She could not, would not, allow even a single person here to die. But it was like trying to hold back a speeding missile! She could barely hold him back! She was slipping, she was losing her grip on him, but it was enough. She forced him to fly over Ironcast and through the ring while behind her Fred and Annie grabbed the civilians and pushed them down and away from them. "I'm sorry about this but you really need to get down!" Annie told the civilians while she pushed them away with low intensity light blasts. They were bright but not enough to do any real harm to their eyes and pushing them back but it did got the point across. Fred meanwhile grabbed and pushed them to the ground. "Sorry about this folks but we've got an out of control Super incoming so you all need to get down RIGHT NOW!" Fred shouted. The civilians that weren't pushed down and out of the way by the two of them got the message and ran off in separate groups. The area was clear now and just in time as Jean collapsed to the ground from losing her grip on The Great Wide Wonder and he flew right at them! Rapidly speeding up once more! "I...can't...stop him." Jean groaned out from the strain. That was when Fred grabbed Jean and tossed her over to Annie. The angelic blonde Superheroine caught her friend and let the impact push her back a few more feet before leaping backwards, landing and holding Jean. They were safely out of the way now which meant it was up to Fred. The Great Wide Wonder flew over the civilians and the ground at an astonishing one thousand five hundred twenty-two miles per hour to collide with Fred's stomach like a torpedo! The 13,500,000 Joule Impact created a shockwave around them that pushed a few people back but Fred remained standing as Wonder pushed into his stomach only to sink into him! Wonder sank into his doughy rubbery stomach like it was a giant marshmallow and while the stomach was pushed inside it began reforming and closing around him to swallow him up from all sides! Wonder continued to sink into Fred blindly until he was completely engulfed by him and loud rubbery squeezing noises were heard mixing with a distinct sound of stomach churning wet splashing and sloppy burping like someone was shaking or beating a wet trash bag full of wet meat and sludge from his stomach until Fred doubled over and then leaned backwards and pushed out his stomach and spat him out and ricocheted Wonder back up into the air and sent him flying away end over end up and away into the sky! Wonder screamed in shock and confusion while Jean lifted up one hand and grabbed him with telekinesis again while rubbing her head with her other hand. He slowed down to a crawl until a yellow fingerless gloved hand grabbed Wonder from behind, turned him around, grabbed him again and knocked him out with a punch the stomach. Wonder went limp in the grip of the new arrival and he was lifted onto the new arrival's shoulder while Homelander and Maeve flew up to greet him. The new hero was wearing a black spandex costume that was broken up by yellow fingerless gloves, a yellow line down the mid-section of the costume, a blue section wrapped around the shoulders and chest of the yellow section of the torso, a yellow mask and his eyes were covered by eye glasses. His black hair waved in the breeze and he smiled while handing over Wonder to Homelander and Maeve. "I think it's suffice to say that this day has not gone as planned." Homelander noted and glared at Wonder. (Fucking Idiot. Still, I think we can salvage the situation.) "Nice entrance there new guy. Are you working with those three prodigies down below?" "Oh, no, I just saw what was going on and I ran off to get changed and jump in to help. It was those three that made the save. I just caught the fly ball." He joked. "My name's Invincible by the way. It's nice to finally meet you both in person. I'm a huge fan." "Hold up." Maeve crossed her arms and looked the kid in the eyes. "...Is that you Mark?" "Mark?" He laughed. "Oh come on, who is Mar....okay yeah it's me. How'd you know?" "Your face, voice and hair gave it away." Maeve summarized. "You'll need to do better than that to fool us. Nice save though." "So Little Marky-Mark's finally growing up and getting his powers? How's it feel kid? Your dad must be thrilled!" Homelander told him with a warm smile. "Oh yeah Mom and Dad have been thrilled! Dad's been training me non-stop and I'm really getting the hang of it!" "It's certainly paying off with that save of yours. Come on lets touch down and greet the new kids and try to get this all sorted out."   Homelander, Queen Maeve and Invincible landed in front of the trio all a smiles. "You kids okay?" Homelander asked them. "Everybody alright?" Jean smiled. "Sure. Just...I might need some aspirin and some shut eye but I'll be alright. But anyway it's nice to meet you in person. My name's Jean. I'm a huge fan. We all are." "You were the one who slowed him down right? Considering the speed and power he was putting into his flight that's incredibly impressive." Queen Maeve complimented Jean. "I think you have the potential to be an amazing hero in your own right." Jean's whole world lit right back up. Saving everyone at the park was amazing in its own right but being complimented by Queen 'Brave' Maeve herself in person? That was a tremendous amazing honor! Whether following up on the 9th Wonders Comic's Story was fated or not was immaterial at the moment. They had saved everyone at the park, stopped an out of control Superhero, one of the heavier hitters even, and now they were being thanked by The All Stars! This was amazing! "Thank you so, so much! This is such a huge honor, Queen Maeve!" "The honor is all ours. Whatchu got there?" "Oh this?" Jean held out her hand and the 9th Wonders Comic flew over to her hand and she handed it to Maeve. "This is how I knew to come here." She looked at the cover. It depicted A redhead, a blonde, and a fat giant wearing the same clothes as them standing on the shore of the park reacting towards something coming towards them. Isaac Méndez's 9th Wonders Comics Presents Power Trio Issue #1: Panic At The Park! Narrowing her eyes she began flipping through it. "...What the...what is this?" She asked as she looked at the panels depicting everything leading up to their park rescue! Homelander's speech, Wonder's shenanigans, Ironcast rising up out of the water, their discussion regarding him, Wonder's erratic flying, and then him flying right at Ironcast! How in the absolute hell could somebody, anybody, have predicted all of this? As Maeve was going through the comic, Homelander and Invincible introduced themselves to the other two. "Right, well, my name is, of course, The Homelander and you three are downright amazing. First day on the job, not even official yet, and you save everyone at the park and you even saved Wonder from himself." Homelander shifted Wonder on his shoulder. "Do not worry we will get to the bottom of whatever the heck it was that was wrong with him today. Invincible here will be of course working alongside us on the investigation." "Hey everyone." Mark greeted them. "I'm Invincible." "Cool name, bro." Fred complimented him and offered his hand to Invincible. "I'm Fred." "I'm Annie." The Angelic Blonde greeted him. "Well, I mean, my full name is Rebecca "Annie" January but, you know, I like to go by Annie. Ahem. Anyway, I'm glad everyone's alright. I know we were supposed to be here in the first place and all but that was still a little scary." "Supposed to be?" Mark asked. Annie pointed to the comic that Maeve was bringing over to Homelander and Invincible. "Jean and I bought that at a comic store, like it was calling out to us, it literally had us, and Fred, on the cover. We aren't sure why but we were supposed to come here and stop this from happening for sure." "I didn't even know about the comic initially. I was just here to watch the show but...yeah, if I was to throw out a guess? I'd say a Precog wrote that." Fred theorized |
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Post by SuperKamiGuy1 on Jun 13, 2022 3:00:14 GMT
Observing the whole scene with Butcher and Wilson, Silver Hawk adjust the earpiece before putting her mask back on so she can relay whatever intel Natasha's getting from O.D. She has been part of Butcher's crew for a good portion of two years since coming out of retirement. Her reason for coming out of retirement? She got bored. So Cecil did her a favor by assigning her to be part of Butcher's crew. Surprisingly Butcher had no qualms as she's one of the few people he actually trust and she keeps the rest of the crew grounded. "I do wonder, what is there to gain by doing this? Even Hydra would find this method uncoordinated" "To fuck with the Supes, mainly Vought I'm guessin. Normally I'd kiss anyone whose an enemy of Red White and Blow Me but this is a Grade A amateur tactic" Butcher commented "You know, for someone who just came out of retirement and spawned a dhampir, the years have been very generous to you." Wade complimented while he records Terror gnawing at the severed arm like he's gnawing at fried chicken. "Compliment appreciated Wade. Still not interested" Izumi said simply HELL YEAH SILVER HAWK! WELCOME BACK IZUMI! IC! "Barkin' up the wrong tree, Wilson." "Just keeping things friendly, Billy-bob." Wade replied. Oswald meanwhile rapidly crawled over to Natasha and hid behind her. "OH thank you! Thank you thank you thank you! Oh GOD! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'll tell you everything! I don't even care! I'll give you all my clients! Just please! Please put me into protective custody and I'll tell you everything!" Natasha placed a hand on his head. "That'll do, Pusher, that'll do. Rest assured we are going to lock you up, for a very long time, but it will be in a secure facility. Somewhere safe and secure where you can serve out your sentence." "Yeah, yeah, okay, sure, that's fine. That'll work great." Oswald agreed quickly. "GOod, good, now take a breather." She lead him into some breathing exercises until Oswald had calmed down. "Good?" He nodded. "Good. Now then, why don't you start from the beginning?" Natasha asked him. "What are you doing here and what did you do to Wonder?" Oswald sighed and sat down. "...An Enema. A...Heroine Enema. I'm the only one he trusted to prepare them for him, right? And well....these masked guys broke into my apartment, kicked my ass, and blackmailed and threatened me mix some weird fluid into his fix. But....they didn't tell me it would do this to him. I never knew he would go so insane." "Heroin...Enemas?" "Yeah, he's...weird. A lot of them are. I have a lot of clients with very specific 'needs' for their happy time and I supply it." He pointed to the lake. "...Ummm...Ironcast drinks the blood of terminally ill children. From, well, leukemia and fibrosis, all that. Says he can taste the despair and it, uh, gets him off. That's just an example. I've got more clients." "You....give him the blood of dying children?" Natasha repeated. "Do I have that correct?" Now, Natasha was polite, well mannered, and professional, but Butcher, Izumi, Wade and Noir could practically hear the rage boiling within her. "Told ya," Butcher smirked. "Bunch of corrupt fucking cunts." "Fucking Hell, even the Vampires wouldn't touch diseased blood like that! The hell is wrong with Ironcast?" Izumi questioned. |
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Post by SuperKamiGuy1 on Jun 13, 2022 3:13:35 GMT
"Oh. Ohhhhhh." Wade suddenly realized the evil plan as he watched them. "So that's what's going on here. He's not just the fall guy. He's the backup plan."
Izumi and Butcher realized at the same time as Wade. "Well ain't that just fucking clever?"
"So the plan, whomever put it into place, had it set up like this. Scenario A: Wonder crashes into the crowd, kills a bunch of innocents, obliterates his reputation, and then Homelander puts him down. Scenario B: Wonder crashes into Ironcast, killing himself or both of them, obliterates their reputations, big blow to the Superhuman Community. Scenario C: Nobody dies and Wonder is stopped and captured to go to prison and or rehab. His reputation tanks. In every scenario..." She looked down at the trees. "Oswald is arrested soon after. Assuming he isn't killed? He'll likely sell out all of his clients to save his own ass, leading to multiple arrests, including some members of the Superhuman Community. While this will lead to a larger drug ring being shut down..."
"It'll just make the arrested heroes look worse resulting in a big blow being struck against the hero community." Wade finished. "The death scenarios were obviously the ideal situations that the criminals planned for but as long as he makes an Ezra Miller sized ass of himself they'll be happy." Wade looked to the trio. "The Little Rascals over there are the only reason we didn't have a Splatterfest on our hands."
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Post by Valhalla Erikson on Jun 13, 2022 3:25:12 GMT
"Oh. Ohhhhhh." Wade suddenly realized the evil plan as he watched them. "So that's what's going on here. He's not just the fall guy. He's the backup plan." Izumi and Butcher realized at the same time as Wade. "Well ain't that just fucking clever?" "So the plan, whomever put it into place, had it set up like this. Scenario A: Wonder crashes into the crowd, kills a bunch of innocents, obliterates his reputation, and then Homelander puts him down. Scenario B: Wonder crashes into Ironcast, killing himself or both of them, obliterates their reputations, big blow to the Superhuman Community. Scenario C: Nobody dies and Wonder is stopped and captured to go to prison and or rehab. His reputation tanks. In every scenario..." She looked down at the trees. "Oswald is arrested soon after. Assuming he isn't killed? He'll likely sell out all of his clients to save his own ass, leading to multiple arrests, including some members of the Superhuman Community. While this will lead to a larger drug ring being shut down..." "It'll just make the arrested heroes look worse resulting in a big blow being struck against the hero community." Wade finished. "The death scenarios were obviously the ideal situations that the criminals planned for but as long as he makes an Ezra Miller sized ass of himself they'll be happy." Wade looked to the trio. "The Little Rascals over there are the only reason we didn't have a Splatterfest on our hands." "I wouldn't say that" Butcher grimaced. Just the mere idea giving Homelander any amount of credit is enough to give him a bad case of indigestion, but he continued anyways to respond. "The Blonde Cunt is the kind of arse who, if you look up Arsehole in the dictionary, you'd see a huge picture of him on it. He makes Tin Man look like Jesus H. Christ by comparison. But there are two things I'd give him. 1. He doesn't do drugs because the only thing he's high on is himself." "Not wrong, he did have sex with himself once." Izumi shot Wade a WTF look. "Mystique's words not mine" Wade shrugs "THAT 'lovely' image you've just put into my head just earned you a strike, Wilson. Anyways the second thing is he's good at what he does. He'd stop Wonder before things go too far. Not that he'd give a flying fuck about the civilians, but he doesn't want any damage done to Vought's PR." Butcher commented |
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Post by SuperKamiGuy1 on Jun 13, 2022 4:00:57 GMT
OOC: Leave it to Butcher to give Homelander the back-handed compliments! Will definitely add to this when I return tomorrow! NIGHT!  |
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Post by SuperKamiGuy1 on Jun 14, 2022 1:34:19 GMT
"Oh. Ohhhhhh." Wade suddenly realized the evil plan as he watched them. "So that's what's going on here. He's not just the fall guy. He's the backup plan." Izumi and Butcher realized at the same time as Wade. "Well ain't that just fucking clever?" "So the plan, whomever put it into place, had it set up like this. Scenario A: Wonder crashes into the crowd, kills a bunch of innocents, obliterates his reputation, and then Homelander puts him down. Scenario B: Wonder crashes into Ironcast, killing himself or both of them, obliterates their reputations, big blow to the Superhuman Community. Scenario C: Nobody dies and Wonder is stopped and captured to go to prison and or rehab. His reputation tanks. In every scenario..." She looked down at the trees. "Oswald is arrested soon after. Assuming he isn't killed? He'll likely sell out all of his clients to save his own ass, leading to multiple arrests, including some members of the Superhuman Community. While this will lead to a larger drug ring being shut down..." "It'll just make the arrested heroes look worse resulting in a big blow being struck against the hero community." Wade finished. "The death scenarios were obviously the ideal situations that the criminals planned for but as long as he makes an Ezra Miller sized ass of himself they'll be happy." Wade looked to the trio. "The Little Rascals over there are the only reason we didn't have a Splatterfest on our hands." "I wouldn't say that" Butcher grimaced. Just the mere idea giving Homelander any amount of credit is enough to give him a bad case of indigestion, but he continued anyways to respond. "The Blonde Cunt is the kind of arse who, if you look up Arsehole in the dictionary, you'd see a huge picture of him on it. He makes Tin Man look like Jesus H. Christ by comparison. But there are two things I'd give him. 1. He doesn't do drugs because the only thing he's high on is himself." "Not wrong, he did have sex with himself once." Izumi shot Wade a WTF look. "Mystique's words not mine" Wade shrugs "THAT 'lovely' image you've just put into my head just earned you a strike, Wilson. Anyways the second thing is he's good at what he does. He'd stop Wonder before things go too far. Not that he'd give a flying fuck about the civilians, but he doesn't want any damage done to Vought's PR." Butcher commented "Oooh, do I get a free Sundae when I reach three?" "You get a crowbar." "And then Sundaes?" "We'll get shawarma." Izumi interrupted to play peacekeeper. "Sold To The Silver Hawk!" Butcher set aside his sniper rifle since Natasha had the situation handled. "I'm sure cuntlander and dick-train were fas' enough to make i' over there in time to stop any collisions if the newbies weren'' there and even if homelander didn'' care they'd still do i' for PR purposes." "Butcher, I know you don't trust them, and The Seven can be a handful, but they have saved lives before. Plenty of times. Maybe you should back off a bit?" "I'm no' saving they haven'' done good things bu' they still need people like us keeping eyes on them and holding them accountable when they ge' ou' of line." Butcher countered. "Wha' happens if another Loki comes to Earth from space and decides to mind fuck the heavy hitters this time around? Humanity needs to be ready to figh' back in the wors' case scenarios." "And what happens if you get brainwashed?" Butcher shrugged. " Where I come from, when somebody wants someone done over, they talk about sendin' the boys round. "Harry's turned into a right mouthy twat, I'm gonna send The Boys round." Yeah? Worse case scenario, pump enough lead into me and I'll go down like anyone else. I brough' the team together to spanky bastards when they ge' ou' of line. If tha' turns ou' to include me, so be it, you'll know wha' to do." "Awwww it's like we're in Walking Dead together planning to Mercy Kill each other if we get bitten!" Wade beamed. "No need for the melodrama, Billy-bob, we have a fuckload of options to restrain you first before we reach the Old Yeller option." Meanwhile, Oswald was resting against a tree while he continued to list all of his clients. "...Klaus Hargreeves, Ezekiel, incidentally I think he actually slept with Klaus at one of the parties, Sami Grant from the Essex Orphanage, Gecko, Nubian Prince, Termite, Blue Hawk, Gunpowder, Five-Oh, Discharge, Chloe Sampson, Big Game, Flamer, Reacher Dick, Invisi-Lass, The Doofer, Oh Father, Doc Peculiar, Captain Hammer. When he's in town." Oswald sighed. "There. That's all of them." He took a deep breath and slowly blew it back out. "I....also heard about this one guy. Some shady weirdo working on some kind of...I don't know....techno-drug. I-I don't know much about him. Only his name: Addictem. Uhhh, like I said, I don't know anything about him though." "Are you sure that's all of your clients?!" Natasha asked him. "YES! Y-YES! Yes, I swear, I swear, I mean it!" Oswald raised his hands defensively. "That's everyone! All of them!" He insisted. "Now, please, can you please arrest me? You promised to keep me somewhere safe and secure, right? Please?" "One more question: Who are your suppliers? You're not pulling these drugs out of nowhere. Who's supplying your products?" Natasha asked. "I would also like to know who is supplying you with the, you know, sick children's blood." Noir tilted her head at the sheer venom in her voice that Natasha was pushing back down. |
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Post by SuperKamiGuy1 on Jun 15, 2022 1:37:53 GMT
"Wow, uh, okay." Fred looked up as Wonder zig-zagged around the air. "Alright. Yeah that checks out. What's the plan?" Jean got ready. "Okay. I've got one." ___________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ Ironcast looked up at the air in utter confusion. "What the hell is he doing up there?" He pondered aloud. "I mean, how long does it take to fly through a freaking ring?" "EEEEHEHEHEHEEEE! EEEEEHEEEHEEEEEHHEEEEEEYAAAAAAH!" Wonder screeched and dived down to the waters below, crashed into it and then flew back up at an angle while spinning around rapidly and then rising up in the air, spotting Ironcast, laughing madly and rocketing towards him! "I SEE YOU! HERE I COOOOOMMMEEEE!" "Shitshitthisisntinthescript!" Ironcast realized. "HEY! HEY YOU LADIES GET DOWN! NOW!" Ironcast yelled at them. The women on the platform with him didn't need to be told twice and dropped to the platform with their heads down. Ironcast felt his leg slide back and he dropped down to one knee. "Huh?" An invisible force gripped Wonder and slowed him down slightly while raising him up towards the center of the giant metal ring. A field of invisible psionic energy, which would be visible to psionics as a bright hot pink, surrounded him as he was forced to slow down and alter his trajectory. He was fast, very fast, oh so fast but Jean pushed against him. Even as he blindly rocketed forward and sped up she fought against the drug crazed superhero to force him to slow down to save everyone at the park. She could not, would not, allow even a single person here to die. But it was like trying to hold back a speeding missile! She could barely hold him back! She was slipping, she was losing her grip on him, but it was enough. She forced him to fly over Ironcast and through the ring while behind her Fred and Annie grabbed the civilians and pushed them down and away from them. "I'm sorry about this but you really need to get down!" Annie told the civilians while she pushed them away with low intensity light blasts. They were bright but not enough to do any real harm to their eyes and pushing them back but it did got the point across. Fred meanwhile grabbed and pushed them to the ground. "Sorry about this folks but we've got an out of control Super incoming so you all need to get down RIGHT NOW!" Fred shouted. The civilians that weren't pushed down and out of the way by the two of them got the message and ran off in separate groups. The area was clear now and just in time as Jean collapsed to the ground from losing her grip on The Great Wide Wonder and he flew right at them! Rapidly speeding up once more! "I...can't...stop him." Jean groaned out from the strain. That was when Fred grabbed Jean and tossed her over to Annie. The angelic blonde Superheroine caught her friend and let the impact push her back a few more feet before leaping backwards, landing and holding Jean. They were safely out of the way now which meant it was up to Fred. The Great Wide Wonder flew over the civilians and the ground at an astonishing one thousand five hundred twenty-two miles per hour to collide with Fred's stomach like a torpedo! The 13,500,000 Joule Impact created a shockwave around them that pushed a few people back but Fred remained standing as Wonder pushed into his stomach only to sink into him! Wonder sank into his doughy rubbery stomach like it was a giant marshmallow and while the stomach was pushed inside it began reforming and closing around him to swallow him up from all sides! Wonder continued to sink into Fred blindly until he was completely engulfed by him and loud rubbery squeezing noises were heard mixing with a distinct sound of stomach churning wet splashing and sloppy burping like someone was shaking or beating a wet trash bag full of wet meat and sludge from his stomach until Fred doubled over and then leaned backwards and pushed out his stomach and spat him out and ricocheted Wonder back up into the air and sent him flying away end over end up and away into the sky! Wonder screamed in shock and confusion while Jean lifted up one hand and grabbed him with telekinesis again while rubbing her head with her other hand. He slowed down to a crawl until a yellow fingerless gloved hand grabbed Wonder from behind, turned him around, grabbed him again and knocked him out with a punch the stomach. Wonder went limp in the grip of the new arrival and he was lifted onto the new arrival's shoulder while Homelander and Maeve flew up to greet him. The new hero was wearing a black spandex costume that was broken up by yellow fingerless gloves, a yellow line down the mid-section of the costume, a blue section wrapped around the shoulders and chest of the yellow section of the torso, a yellow mask and his eyes were covered by eye glasses. His black hair waved in the breeze and he smiled while handing over Wonder to Homelander and Maeve. "I think it's suffice to say that this day has not gone as planned." Homelander noted and glared at Wonder. (Fucking Idiot. Still, I think we can salvage the situation.) "Nice entrance there new guy. Are you working with those three prodigies down below?" "Oh, no, I just saw what was going on and I ran off to get changed and jump in to help. It was those three that made the save. I just caught the fly ball." He joked. "My name's Invincible by the way. It's nice to finally meet you both in person. I'm a huge fan." "Hold up." Maeve crossed her arms and looked the kid in the eyes. "...Is that you Mark?" "Mark?" He laughed. "Oh come on, who is Mar....okay yeah it's me. How'd you know?" "Your face, voice and hair gave it away." Maeve summarized. "You'll need to do better than that to fool us. Nice save though." "So Little Marky-Mark's finally growing up and getting his powers? How's it feel kid? Your dad must be thrilled!" Homelander told him with a warm smile. "Oh yeah Mom and Dad have been thrilled! Dad's been training me non-stop and I'm really getting the hang of it!" "It's certainly paying off with that save of yours. Come on lets touch down and greet the new kids and try to get this all sorted out." Homelander, Queen Maeve and Invincible landed in front of the trio all a smiles. "You kids okay?" Homelander asked them. "Everybody alright?" Jean smiled. "Sure. Just...I might need some aspirin and some shut eye but I'll be alright. But anyway it's nice to meet you in person. My name's Jean. I'm a huge fan. We all are." "You were the one who slowed him down right? Considering the speed and power he was putting into his flight that's incredibly impressive." Queen Maeve complimented Jean. "I think you have the potential to be an amazing hero in your own right." Jean's whole world lit right back up. Saving everyone at the park was amazing in its own right but being complimented by Queen 'Brave' Maeve herself in person? That was a tremendous amazing honor! Whether following up on the 9th Wonders Comic's Story was fated or not was immaterial at the moment. They had saved everyone at the park, stopped an out of control Superhero, one of the heavier hitters even, and now they were being thanked by The All Stars! This was amazing! "Thank you so, so much! This is such a huge honor, Queen Maeve!" "The honor is all ours. Whatchu got there?" "Oh this?" Jean held out her hand and the 9th Wonders Comic flew over to her hand and she handed it to Maeve. "This is how I knew to come here." She looked at the cover. It depicted A redhead, a blonde, and a fat giant wearing the same clothes as them standing on the shore of the park reacting towards something coming towards them. Isaac Méndez's 9th Wonders Comics Presents Power Trio Issue #1: Panic At The Park! Narrowing her eyes she began flipping through it. "...What the...what is this?" She asked as she looked at the panels depicting everything leading up to their park rescue! Homelander's speech, Wonder's shenanigans, Ironcast rising up out of the water, their discussion regarding him, Wonder's erratic flying, and then him flying right at Ironcast! How in the absolute hell could somebody, anybody, have predicted all of this? As Maeve was going through the comic, Homelander and Invincible introduced themselves to the other two. "Right, well, my name is, of course, The Homelander and you three are downright amazing. First day on the job, not even official yet, and you save everyone at the park and you even saved Wonder from himself." Homelander shifted Wonder on his shoulder. "Do not worry we will get to the bottom of whatever the heck it was that was wrong with him today. Invincible here will be of course working alongside us on the investigation." "Hey everyone." Mark greeted them. "I'm Invincible." "Cool name, bro." Fred complimented him and offered his hand to Invincible. "I'm Fred." "I'm Annie." The Angelic Blonde greeted him. "Well, I mean, my full name is Rebecca "Annie" January but, you know, I like to go by Annie. Ahem. Anyway, I'm glad everyone's alright. I know we were supposed to be here in the first place and all but that was still a little scary." "Supposed to be?" Mark asked. Annie pointed to the comic that Maeve was bringing over to Homelander and Invincible. "Jean and I bought that at a comic store, like it was calling out to us, it literally had us, and Fred, on the cover. We aren't sure why but we were supposed to come here and stop this from happening for sure." "I didn't even know about the comic initially. I was just here to watch the show but...yeah, if I was to throw out a guess? I'd say a Precog wrote that." Fred theorized  |
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Post by Valhalla Erikson on Sept 30, 2022 2:42:59 GMT
"I wouldn't say that" Butcher grimaced. Just the mere idea giving Homelander any amount of credit is enough to give him a bad case of indigestion, but he continued anyways to respond. "The Blonde Cunt is the kind of arse who, if you look up Arsehole in the dictionary, you'd see a huge picture of him on it. He makes Tin Man look like Jesus H. Christ by comparison. But there are two things I'd give him. 1. He doesn't do drugs because the only thing he's high on is himself." "Not wrong, he did have sex with himself once." Izumi shot Wade a WTF look. "Mystique's words not mine" Wade shrugs "THAT 'lovely' image you've just put into my head just earned you a strike, Wilson. Anyways the second thing is he's good at what he does. He'd stop Wonder before things go too far. Not that he'd give a flying fuck about the civilians, but he doesn't want any damage done to Vought's PR." Butcher commented "Oooh, do I get a free Sundae when I reach three?" "You get a crowbar." "And then Sundaes?" "We'll get shawarma." Izumi interrupted to play peacekeeper. "Sold To The Silver Hawk!" Butcher set aside his sniper rifle since Natasha had the situation handled. "I'm sure cuntlander and dick-train were fas' enough to make i' over there in time to stop any collisions if the newbies weren'' there and even if homelander didn'' care they'd still do i' for PR purposes." "Butcher, I know you don't trust them, and The Seven can be a handful, but they have saved lives before. Plenty of times. Maybe you should back off a bit?" "I'm no' saving they haven'' done good things bu' they still need people like us keeping eyes on them and holding them accountable when they ge' ou' of line." Butcher countered. "Wha' happens if another Loki comes to Earth from space and decides to mind fuck the heavy hitters this time around? Humanity needs to be ready to figh' back in the wors' case scenarios." "And what happens if you get brainwashed?" Butcher shrugged. " Where I come from, when somebody wants someone done over, they talk about sendin' the boys round. "Harry's turned into a right mouthy twat, I'm gonna send The Boys round." Yeah? Worse case scenario, pump enough lead into me and I'll go down like anyone else. I brough' the team together to spanky bastards when they ge' ou' of line. If tha' turns ou' to include me, so be it, you'll know wha' to do." "Awwww it's like we're in Walking Dead together planning to Mercy Kill each other if we get bitten!" Wade beamed. "No need for the melodrama, Billy-bob, we have a fuckload of options to restrain you first before we reach the Old Yeller option." Meanwhile, Oswald was resting against a tree while he continued to list all of his clients. "...Klaus Hargreeves, Ezekiel, incidentally I think he actually slept with Klaus at one of the parties, Sami Grant from the Essex Orphanage, Gecko, Nubian Prince, Termite, Blue Hawk, Gunpowder, Five-Oh, Discharge, Chloe Sampson, Big Game, Flamer, Reacher Dick, Invisi-Lass, The Doofer, Oh Father, Doc Peculiar, Captain Hammer. When he's in town." Oswald sighed. "There. That's all of them." He took a deep breath and slowly blew it back out. "I....also heard about this one guy. Some shady weirdo working on some kind of...I don't know....techno-drug. I-I don't know much about him. Only his name: Addictem. Uhhh, like I said, I don't know anything about him though." "Are you sure that's all of your clients?!" Natasha asked him. "YES! Y-YES! Yes, I swear, I swear, I mean it!" Oswald raised his hands defensively. "That's everyone! All of them!" He insisted. "Now, please, can you please arrest me? You promised to keep me somewhere safe and secure, right? Please?" "One more question: Who are your suppliers? You're not pulling these drugs out of nowhere. Who's supplying your products?" Natasha asked. "I would also like to know who is supplying you with the, you know, sick children's blood." Noir tilted her head at the sheer venom in her voice that Natasha was pushing back down. Upon hearing this Wade couldn't help but clap his hands all gleefully. Butcher just glanced at him with a look that reads, 'WHAT THE FUCK, DUDE?!' Izumi, used to his antics, just rolled with it. "Oh come on Billy Joel. Don't you see opportunity staring at us right in the face? We got a mission involving a drug operation, children being exploited for some pervert's blood fetish. This is the perfect time to to bring in a certain Cigar Smoking Canuck into the fold"  Izumi raised an eyebrow. "Isn't he retired?" "Trust me. Once he hears about this he'll put on the suit again" "You just want to see him go berserk on someone don't you" "Guilty as charged " Butcher huffed then returned his attention back towards the interrogation. Wade leaned against Izumi and whispered. "Still miffed about Alaska isn't he?" Izumi nods, "Unfortunately. Even if it was years ago" "Doesn't change the fact that Maple Leaf Wanker knew what he did and never owned up to it. Besides we already have someone who can regenerate" "True but Kimiko is still inexperienced. Logan would be beneficial for her. Especially in how to properly handle her violent tendencies" Izumi noted. Butcher sighed and rubbed his head. "Well. Still more tolerable than Cuntlander." |
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Post by SuperKamiGuy1 on Sept 30, 2022 3:13:27 GMT
"Oooh, do I get a free Sundae when I reach three?" "You get a crowbar." "And then Sundaes?" "We'll get shawarma." Izumi interrupted to play peacekeeper. "Sold To The Silver Hawk!" Butcher set aside his sniper rifle since Natasha had the situation handled. "I'm sure cuntlander and dick-train were fas' enough to make i' over there in time to stop any collisions if the newbies weren'' there and even if homelander didn'' care they'd still do i' for PR purposes." "Butcher, I know you don't trust them, and The Seven can be a handful, but they have saved lives before. Plenty of times. Maybe you should back off a bit?" "I'm no' saving they haven'' done good things bu' they still need people like us keeping eyes on them and holding them accountable when they ge' ou' of line." Butcher countered. "Wha' happens if another Loki comes to Earth from space and decides to mind fuck the heavy hitters this time around? Humanity needs to be ready to figh' back in the wors' case scenarios." "And what happens if you get brainwashed?" Butcher shrugged. " Where I come from, when somebody wants someone done over, they talk about sendin' the boys round. "Harry's turned into a right mouthy twat, I'm gonna send The Boys round." Yeah? Worse case scenario, pump enough lead into me and I'll go down like anyone else. I brough' the team together to spanky bastards when they ge' ou' of line. If tha' turns ou' to include me, so be it, you'll know wha' to do." "Awwww it's like we're in Walking Dead together planning to Mercy Kill each other if we get bitten!" Wade beamed. "No need for the melodrama, Billy-bob, we have a fuckload of options to restrain you first before we reach the Old Yeller option." Meanwhile, Oswald was resting against a tree while he continued to list all of his clients. "...Klaus Hargreeves, Ezekiel, incidentally I think he actually slept with Klaus at one of the parties, Sami Grant from the Essex Orphanage, Gecko, Nubian Prince, Termite, Blue Hawk, Gunpowder, Five-Oh, Discharge, Chloe Sampson, Big Game, Flamer, Reacher Dick, Invisi-Lass, The Doofer, Oh Father, Doc Peculiar, Captain Hammer. When he's in town." Oswald sighed. "There. That's all of them." He took a deep breath and slowly blew it back out. "I....also heard about this one guy. Some shady weirdo working on some kind of...I don't know....techno-drug. I-I don't know much about him. Only his name: Addictem. Uhhh, like I said, I don't know anything about him though." "Are you sure that's all of your clients?!" Natasha asked him. "YES! Y-YES! Yes, I swear, I swear, I mean it!" Oswald raised his hands defensively. "That's everyone! All of them!" He insisted. "Now, please, can you please arrest me? You promised to keep me somewhere safe and secure, right? Please?" "One more question: Who are your suppliers? You're not pulling these drugs out of nowhere. Who's supplying your products?" Natasha asked. "I would also like to know who is supplying you with the, you know, sick children's blood." Noir tilted her head at the sheer venom in her voice that Natasha was pushing back down. Upon hearing this Wade couldn't help but clap his hands all gleefully. Butcher just glanced at him with a look that reads, 'WHAT THE FUCK, DUDE?!' Izumi, used to his antics, just rolled with it. "Oh come on Billy Joel. Don't you see opportunity staring at us right in the face? We got a mission involving a drug operation, children being exploited for some pervert's blood fetish. This is the perfect time to to bring in a certain Cigar Smoking Canuck into the fold" Izumi raised an eyebrow. "Isn't he retired?" "Trust me. Once he hears about this he'll put on the suit again" "You just want to see him go berserk on someone don't you" "Guilty as charged " Butcher huffed then returned his attention back towards the interrogation. Wade leaned against Izumi and whispered. "Still miffed about Alaska isn't he?" Izumi nods, "Unfortunately. Even if it was years ago" "Doesn't change the fact that Maple Leaf Wanker knew what he did and never owned up to it. Besides we already have someone who can regenerate" "True but Kimiko is still inexperienced. Logan would be beneficial for her. Especially in how to properly handle her violent tendencies" Izumi noted. Butcher sighed and rubbed his head. "Well. Still more tolerable than Cuntlander." "Soooo? What's your call Billy-Bobblehead?" Wade asked. "Oh wha' the hell. We don'' ge' along bu' he can be useful. No' like anything can kill him and his claws migh' turn ou' to be useful." Billy relented. "AH-HA!" Wade pumped his fists in the air. "I knew you'd come around!" "Don'' pushy your luck Wilson." Billy scolded with a light smile and returned his attention to Oswald. "Now then, why don'' you star' talking, Twinklecunt, 'fore they leave you in the care of America's sweethearts?" Oswald's lips quivered and he stammered incoherently for a moment before he clapped his face and sighed and relented. "Alright. Dr. Melvin Rohlack and Dr. Clayton Fingerman are my suppliers. I give them a cut of the profits and they deliver the blood at a drop off point. I don't know who else at the hospital is working with them." "Are you positive?" Natasha asked him. "Yes! Yes! That's as far as I know! You'd have to interrogate them! Please! I'm telling you everything I know about that...b-but...I-I've got other suppliers! I can give you names! All of them! J-just take me in, okay? Arrest me! That's what you do, right? You're the Heroes!" Natasha grabbed Oswald, pushed him to the ground and cuffed his hands behind his back. "We'll finish questioning you on the HeliCarrier and then transport to a safe and secure prison cell to await your trial. You give us everyone, and I do mean everyone, you'll receive a nice long stay in prison with an assigned therapist." Homelander meanwhile caught some of Butcher's conversation but kept his smile up. (Eye Lasers sniping from the sky and a space toss. Nobody would know. One day, Butcher, one day we're gonna square up.) |
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