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Post by SuperKamiGuy1 on Jan 28, 2021 22:40:29 GMT
 A Decon-Recon-Parody Of The Isekai Genre!  COMING SOON! |
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Post by SuperKamiGuy1 on Jan 28, 2021 22:42:26 GMT
 LEVEL 0: THE ORDINARY WORLD! |
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Post by Valhalla Erikson on Jan 28, 2021 23:52:21 GMT
Kaminski Kai
 The sun shines on a rather cold uneventful day and what does a guy like me usually do on a rather uneventful day? I take a break from school. Why not? Not like I missed much. So while my classmates gather to the building like the herd that they are I take a seat on the bench near the school courtyard contemplating what I should do for the rest of the day. I took a drag of the good stuff while ignoring Koga and his delinquent buddies play soccer. Really tempted in taking those guys to school with my soccer skills. Koga and I has had a never-ending rivalry ever since we were kids, always competing over stuff. And each time I kick his ass. My attention wasn't on his lame ass but on the new student just a few yards away. She had short red hair and a rather petite frame that I happen to like on the ladies. She clearly doesn't look like she's from here, Gaijin I bet. I heard the kicking of the soccer ball and it went out of bounds, the ball rolled over to her direction. The Redhaired Gaijin looked at the ball and at the courtyard. Then kicked it. "HEY!! WHO SAID YOU CAN PARTICIPATE GAIJIN!" Koga growled at the newcomer while I laugh at his expense. A cute foreigner with a great pair of legs who just so happened to show up Koga. I just might ask her out. |
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Post by SuperKamiGuy1 on Jan 29, 2021 0:20:18 GMT
Kaminski Kai
The sun shines on a rather cold uneventful day and what does a guy like me usually do on a rather uneventful day? I take a break from school. Why not? Not like I missed much. So while my classmates gather to the building like the herd that they are I take a seat on the bench near the school courtyard contemplating what I should do for the rest of the day. I took a drag of the good stuff while ignoring Koga and his delinquent buddies play soccer. Really tempted in taking those guys to school with my soccer skills. Koga and I has had a never-ending rivalry ever since we were kids, always competing over stuff. And each time I kick his ass. My attention wasn't on his lame ass but on the new student just a few yards away. She had short red hair and a rather petite frame that I happen to like on the ladies. She clearly doesn't look like she's from here, Gaijin I bet. I heard the kicking of the soccer ball and it went out of bounds, the ball rolled over to her direction. The Redhaired Gaijin looked at the ball and at the courtyard. Then kicked it. "HEY!! WHO SAID YOU CAN PARTICIPATE GAIJIN!" Koga growled at the newcomer while I laugh at his expense. A cute foreigner with a great pair of legs who just so happened to show up Koga. I just might ask her out. The redhead just raised an eyebrow at Koga. "Oh wow, real deep thinker here. I'm not the type to rock the boat but you good sir are a walking cliché. So much so that I can completely predict you. For instance, the next words that come out of your mouth will be: 'What was that? Who the hell do you think you're talking to?' right now." "WHAT WAS THAT? WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE-HUH?!" "Followed by: 'Shut your American Piehole, Bitch.' just watch." "Dammit! Shut your American Pie-WHA?" "Dammit, get out of my head." "DAMMIT GET OUT OF MY HEAD!" "Like I said. Predictable. I'll tell you what though. Since you obviously can't keep up with me in a battle of wits, how about me and Kai take on you and one of your boys in a Soccer game? Two on two sound fair to you?" |
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Post by Valhalla Erikson on Jan 29, 2021 0:39:30 GMT
A taller member of Koga's crew laughed. "I like her, she has a bite that stings"
"I guess you must love that humble pie I've been serving you eh Wolfie?" I teased Koga
"Oh kiss my ass Kai"
"Eh, I'm saving that for your younger bro's later"
Koga growled he was just about to challenge me to an impromptu game of martial arts till he was blocked by the massive Tank known as The Behemoth. "Don't even think about it Kay. School grounds and all that"
The Wolf-Boy huffed and kicked the ball over to Red "You're the newbie so you get first serve"
I dropped the joint on the ground and stepped on it. "Good moves you have there, hope that wasn't a one time only thing"
I faced her and offered my hand. "Name's Kai. Oh and the Tank over there, he may not look it but he's the lead guy. He's alright"
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Post by SuperKamiGuy1 on Jan 29, 2021 0:54:30 GMT
"I guess you must love that humble pie I've been serving you eh Wolfie?" I teased Koga "Oh kiss my ass Kai" "Eh, I'm saving that for your younger bro's later" Koga growled he was just about to challenge me to an impromptu game of martial arts till he was blocked by the massive Tank known as The Behemoth. "Don't even think about it Kay. School grounds and all that" The Wolf-Boy huffed and kicked the ball over to Red "You're the newbie so you get first serve" I dropped the joint on the ground and stepped on it. "Good moves you have there, hope that wasn't a one time only thing" I faced her and offered my hand. "Name's Kai. Oh and the Tank over there, he may not look it but he's the lead guy. He's alright" "Cool. My name is Willow. It's nice to meet you Kai. Are you ready to play?" "Always." He got behind her while Willow raised her leg straight up in the air like a ballerina, grabbed it and then let it swing back down to kick the ball back to Kai before she broke into a run around the other two. |
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Post by Valhalla Erikson on Feb 2, 2021 1:04:13 GMT
"I guess you must love that humble pie I've been serving you eh Wolfie?" I teased Koga "Oh kiss my ass Kai" "Eh, I'm saving that for your younger bro's later" Koga growled he was just about to challenge me to an impromptu game of martial arts till he was blocked by the massive Tank known as The Behemoth. "Don't even think about it Kay. School grounds and all that" The Wolf-Boy huffed and kicked the ball over to Red "You're the newbie so you get first serve" I dropped the joint on the ground and stepped on it. "Good moves you have there, hope that wasn't a one time only thing" I faced her and offered my hand. "Name's Kai. Oh and the Tank over there, he may not look it but he's the lead guy. He's alright" "Cool. My name is Willow. It's nice to meet you Kai. Are you ready to play?" "Always." He got behind her while Willow raised her leg straight up in the air like a ballerina, grabbed it and then let it swing back down to kick the ball back to Kai before she broke into a run around the other two. (Yeah just keep it up ya Gaijin Wench)Koga smirked, the pint sized ballerina is playing right into The Wolf and The Giant's trap. He made a mad dash, he slide and sweeps at Kai's leg. Causing Kai to fall. "NOW!!" Before Willow could register what is happening she finds herself run into the humanoid mountain known as The Behemoth. Just as she land on the ground The Behemoth stomped on the concrete floor. The ball shot up and The Behemoth headbutts it. It flew at Koga's direction and he did a spinning roundhouse kick. Causing the ball to fly at such a superhuman speed that it went straight through the goal the moment it made its target. "BOOO-YA! GOAL, BITCHES!" "Damn. What the heck hit me" Willow sat up "A Humanoid Mountain my lady" The Behemoth offered his hand to help Willow up |
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Post by SuperKamiGuy1 on Feb 3, 2021 1:33:52 GMT
"Cool. My name is Willow. It's nice to meet you Kai. Are you ready to play?" "Always." He got behind her while Willow raised her leg straight up in the air like a ballerina, grabbed it and then let it swing back down to kick the ball back to Kai before she broke into a run around the other two. (Yeah just keep it up ya Gaijin Wench)Koga smirked, the pint sized ballerina is playing right into The Wolf and The Giant's trap. He made a mad dash, he slide and sweeps at Kai's leg. Causing Kai to fall. "NOW!!" Before Willow could register what is happening she finds herself run into the humanoid mountain known as The Behemoth. Just as she land on the ground The Behemoth stomped on the concrete floor. The ball shot up and The Behemoth headbutts it. It flew at Koga's direction and he did a spinning roundhouse kick. Causing the ball to fly at such a superhuman speed that it went straight through the goal the moment it made its target. "BOOO-YA! GOAL, BITCHES!" "Damn. What the heck hit me" Willow sat up "A Humanoid Mountain my lady" The Behemoth offered his hand to help Willow up She accepted his hand up and put her hands on her hips. "So I take it were not keeping it entirely clean hmmmm?" "Heh. Well, I guess not. For what it's worth, I apologize for Koga's rudeness. He's a good guy deep down. I mean it." He assured Willow. "He's just rough around the edges." "Very rough." "Agreed." "Like sandpaper!" She laughed. "More like Timberland wear if you ask me." She tilted her head. "Timberland wear?" " Da Mystery of Chessboxin’ by The Wu-Tang Clan. Raekwon compares his toughness to the tough build of Timberland boots, which were popular in hip hop fashion in the 90s." "Huh. I'll have to look that up. Thanks for the recommendation big guy!" She walked away. "Round one goes to you. But we're about to make our comeback!" "Give us your best, red!" "Not gonna lie. Dick move there, Wolfula." "Oh can it. All's fair in love and war. It's your own fault you're wasting your time teaming up with some slow ass Gaijin bitch." "You know Koga, I don't get your problem is with Willow nor do I particularly care but you're really just sounding like a crybaby right now. So lame. All you're doing is exposing your own ignorance." Kai scolded while dusting himself off. "You want to say to my face?" Koga challenged. Kai breathed in it instead and Koga recoiled. "Holy shit your breath stinks man! What the hell?" Willow walked right past Koga and helped Kai finish standing up. "Alright. So. That didn't go well. But I think we just got the greenlight to start having some fun with this if you catch my drift." She winked. |
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Post by Valhalla Erikson on Feb 3, 2021 18:30:10 GMT
"Hey! What do you say we make this interesting? First one to score five points gets to carry the opposing team's books for the rest of the school day" Koga challenged the group.
"Dude!" Behemoth scowled at Koga
"Oh come on B. We got the advantage, we cant loose!"
Kai laughed at the comment. "And with that, you've just fucked yourself. Not only will I be winning this but I'm gonna be asking your bro out before the day is over"
"That is about as likely as Tifa's breast going A-Cup. And my bro's off limits Smokey" Koga said
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Post by SuperKamiGuy1 on Feb 3, 2021 20:06:28 GMT
"Hey! What do you say we make this interesting? First one to score five points gets to carry the opposing team's books for the rest of the school day" Koga challenged the group. "Dude!" Behemoth scowled at Koga "Oh come on B. We got the advantage, we cant loose!" Kai laughed at the comment. "And with that, you've just fucked yourself. Not only will I be winning this but I'm gonna be asking your bro out before the day is over" "That is about as likely as Tifa's breast going A-Cup. And my bro's off limits Smokey" Koga said "Now that sounds sweet." Willow agreed. "Wait which one? Tifa's breasts shrinking or him dating my brother?" Koga asked. "The second one. I'm sure there are mods out there for the first one." "That's...anyway. We're going to-" "Oh and if we win you'll have to apologize for everything you said to me." Willow added. |
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Post by Valhalla Erikson on Feb 3, 2021 20:49:21 GMT
"Hey! What do you say we make this interesting? First one to score five points gets to carry the opposing team's books for the rest of the school day" Koga challenged the group. "Dude!" Behemoth scowled at Koga "Oh come on B. We got the advantage, we cant loose!" Kai laughed at the comment. "And with that, you've just fucked yourself. Not only will I be winning this but I'm gonna be asking your bro out before the day is over" "That is about as likely as Tifa's breast going A-Cup. And my bro's off limits Smokey" Koga said "Now that sounds sweet." Willow agreed. "Wait which one? Tifa's breasts shrinking or him dating my brother?" Koga asked. "The second one. I'm sure there are mods out there for the first one." "That's...anyway. We're going to-" "Oh and if we win you'll have to apologize for everything you said to me." Willow added. "And that's a biiiig IF, Gaijin. But should the heaven's somehow decide to bless you in that regard, not only will I do that I'd even bow properly" Koga said While the two teams ready themselves for the second round, through a series of odd circumstances, word of the soccer match had spread to the point that just about the whole school gather to see it. And now, what was just a random game has turned into a spectacular sporting event. OT: I'm sure you'll do the whole game justice bro |
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Post by SuperKamiGuy1 on Feb 3, 2021 23:15:24 GMT
"Now that sounds sweet." Willow agreed. "Wait which one? Tifa's breasts shrinking or him dating my brother?" Koga asked. "The second one. I'm sure there are mods out there for the first one." "That's...anyway. We're going to-" "Oh and if we win you'll have to apologize for everything you said to me." Willow added. "And that's a biiiig IF, Gaijin. But should the heaven's somehow decide to bless you in that regard, not only will I do that I'd even bow properly" Koga said While the two teams ready themselves for the second round, through a series of odd circumstances, word of the soccer match had spread to the point that just about the whole school gather to see it. And now, what was just a random game has turned into a spectacular sporting event. OT: I'm sure you'll do the whole game justice bro OOC: OHhhhh this is going to be fun! Martial Arts Soccer It Is! IC! The game began anew with Willow and Kai forming a silent plan with each other this time around. They advanced instead of defended. She kicked the ball over to him and he kicked it back. They passed the ball between them before she split off to rush down Koga. Once he got close enough he kicked out at her leg only for Willow to jump over his foot this time, cartwheeled, grabbed onto Koga and threw him to the ground! She blew a raspberry at Koga and resumed running. Caught off guard by this sudden maneuver, Koga needed a second or two to get his bearings before he sprung up to his feet and chased after them. Kai meanwhile kept running with the ball only for the big guy to rapidly close in on him! He was fast for a big guy. Barreling toward him like a truck on the freeway! Knowing they absolutely could not allow Behemoth to get the ball, Kai grabbed it with his feet and flipped in the air to toss the ball up and then he gave the ball a spinning kick to send it flying over to Willow. He landed back on the ground and braced himself for impact as Behemoth barreled into him. Fortunately he was sporting and only knocked him over. "Sorry man but hey nice moves." He laughed and ran after Willow. Willow jumped up and bumped it with her chest and then she resumed running for the goal with Koga hot on her tail! She ran as fast as she could while dribbling the ball forward but he was swiftly catching up to her! He closed in and tried to shove her backward while going for the ball but Willow blocked his arm and kicked the ball away from him. He shoved her aside and went for it but Willow wasn't about to take that lying down. She caught her footing and followed him. She caught him trying to pass the ball over to Behemoth and she went into a slide to stop it and then she kicked the ball away before rolling on her shoulders and getting back to her feet. Koga kicked at her side but she blocked it and then kicked at her with his other leg. She blocked that and then he grabbed and threw her to the ground. Koga smirked and ran off. She was getting back up to her feet when Behemoth ran by and shoved her back down. "Okay! No! That is enough of that!" Willow got back up again and ran towards Behemoth. Kai stopped the ball and continued running for the goal. Once he started getting close enough he lined up his shot only for Koga to try to run into him from the side but Kai saw him coming and jumped him, grabbed him and flipped him over his shoulder. He stuck his foot out to catch Koga so he wouldn't land too hard. He let Koga go and stared down Behemoth while taking off his shirt. He whipped it off and tossed it at Behemoth and of course he swatted it aside but it gave Kai a second window to kick the ball aside, reposition himself and take the shot at the goal. Behemoth was about kick at his leg but that was when Willow ran in and tripped him with a two leg grab to his exposed leg. Since he was already off balance with one leg up this caused him to fall over. Behemoth stopped himself on his hands but he was unable to stop Kai from taking the shot and kicking the soccer ball right into the goal! |
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