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Post by Valhalla Erikson on Aug 6, 2021 22:51:46 GMT
 "HI! Visitors! If you've clicked on the website then you're certainly interested in seeing what our town has to offer! Well, you're in luck! My name is Katrina Miyazaki: SC of Public Relations! And before you're interested in taking a few friends along for a road trip or just interested in visiting yourself, there are a few things to remember before visiting Shepard!
1. Respect The Pecking Order: And the pecking order as follows: 1.The President, The Vice President, Myself, The Magistrate, The Representatives of The Bifrost Diner, and Cody King! I wouldn't recommend crossing any of them. Just don't Kay?
2. Everything you've heard about the town is partially true.
3. Do Not Go in The Dog Park. Dogs aren't allowed in the dog park. And don't interact with anyone within the dog park because it'll try to lure you in.
4. Monitor Head is pretty cool though. He's just there to study the park and he's open to take selfies with. Just don't take it ON the park.
5. The Shepard Zoo is a fun time for the whole family. Filled with all kinds of peculiar creatures. From Jaws: The Megalodon to Hank The Sasquatch.
6. Whenever you decide to go camping in our designated camping sites be sure to have a guide assigned to you, in the event you get lost. Or worse
7. During the Harvest Festival all residents are instructed to lockdown their homes and protect it with Wolfsbane in the event of The Harvest Moon. And remain in lockdown till sunrise.
8. To any home inva-I mean explorers out there? I cannot stress enough to never ventured into an abandoned home. Once you've crossed that threshold there is no getting out.
9. When using the public restrooms after dark I'd suggest using The Buddy System. If you should lose one then I'd recommend assigning yourself to another buddy.
10. Lady Clementine can be sociable but she values her privacy so don't venture unto her property unless you inform her in advance.
Be sure to remember the rules and have fun while visiting Shepard. You'll be in for an experience that you'll remember for a lifetime.
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Post by SuperKamiGuy1 on Aug 6, 2021 23:21:21 GMT
"HI! Visitors! If you've clicked on the website then you're certainly interested in seeing what our town has to offer! Well, you're in luck! My name is Katrina Miyazaki: SC of Public Relations! And before you're interested in taking a few friends along for a road trip or just interested in visiting yourself, there are a few things to remember before visiting Shepard!
1. Respect The Pecking Order: And the pecking order as follows: 1.The President, The Vice President, Myself, The Magistrate, The Representatives of The Bifrost Diner, and Cody King! I wouldn't recommend crossing any of them. Just don't Kay?
2. Everything you've heard about the town is partially true.
3. Do Not Go in The Dog Park. Dogs aren't allowed in the dog park. And don't interact with anyone within the dog park because it'll try to lure you in.
4. Monitor Head is pretty cool though. He's just there to study the park and he's open to take selfies with. Just don't take it ON the park.
5. The Shepard Zoo is a fun time for the whole family. Filled with all kinds of peculiar creatures. From Jaws: The Megalodon to Hank The Sasquatch.
6. Whenever you decide to go camping in our designated camping sites be sure to have a guide assigned to you, in the event you get lost. Or worse
7. During the Harvest Festival all residents are instructed to lockdown their homes and protect it with Wolfsbane in the event of The Harvest Moon. And remain in lockdown till sunrise.
8. To any home inva-I mean explorers out there? I cannot stress enough to never ventured into an abandoned home. Once you've crossed that threshold there is no getting out.
9. When using the public restrooms after dark I'd suggest using The Buddy System. If you should lose one then I'd recommend assigning yourself to another buddy.
10. Lady Clementine can be sociable but she values her privacy so don't venture unto her property unless you inform her in advance.
Be sure to remember the rules and have fun while visiting Shepard. You'll be in for an experience that you'll remember for a lifetime. Oh there is SO much epicness in this post! Very fun bro! Rest assured I do have a very thorough response incoming after dinner! I have a response to everything! You'll love it! But for now! While Lady Clementine is indeed hauntingly beautiful, she is also a 9+ Foot Tall Ancient Class Vampire who is one of, if not THE, most powerful beings in Shepard. She might not get involved in the politics of Shepard often but she technically outranks the big players of the town so she is not to be messed with. Rest assured the town is plenty crazy but it's also a really fun place to visit. Yeah, nobody comes back out of the park as a person. If you do ever make it out of there, you'll be completely unrecognizable and your mind will be gone. And that's IF you make it out! Monitor Head is basically a jovial gentleman in a fancy suit with a top hat. His face just so happens to be a TV Monitor. He's eccentric but he's perfectly nice. As with all Zoos though, be sure to respect the rules and the animals. It's an amazing place but the animals are not to be underestimated. Be especially sure to stay out of their enclosures. Oh definitely! The parks and camping areas of Shepard are beautiful but you do not want to off the trail. Yeah, we've got some Lycans in Shepard. They're very nice people but the Harvest Moon makes Lycans extremely dangerous and it takes enormous willpower for them to be able to direct it properly. Anybody caught outside during such a night would be in serious trouble. Just stay home, secure your house and hang Wolfsbane outside and you'll be fine. If for whatever reason you are unable to make it home on your own on such a night please inform someone from the Student Council and assistance will be sent your way ASAP! You do not want to know some of the things we have living in the abandoned homes around Shepard. They're fenced off with warning signs up for a reason. The things living in them prefer their solitude. Just avoid the fenced off areas and you'll be fine. I'm not saying we have Toilet Ghosts buuuuuut.....yeah it's Toilet Ghosts. And sometimes Ghoulies. Now then! Shepard's Rules For Halloween! Now, don't get me wrong, Halloween in Shepard is party central! The supernatural all come out to celebrate en masse in a massive celebration. It's an incredibly awesome and flashy party that you won't forget. However! There is one creature you need to watch out for. The Child. A holiday rule-enforcing full-on Eldritch Abomination, The Child is the enforcer of the rules of Halloween, and he punishes anyone who breaks them, human or monster. Fortunately, the rules are pretty simple: Wear a costume, give out candy, never extinguish a jack o'lantern before midnight, have fun and be nice. You are allowed to scare people, it's Halloween after all, just don't take it too far. Even leaving a bowl of candy out is enough. Just be sure there's enough left for The Child when he comes to visit. And for the love of God, do not try to pick a fight with him. While he may or may not be Samhain exactly he is clearly the Anthropomorphic Personification of the Season itself with all that entails. |
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Post by Valhalla Erikson on Aug 6, 2021 23:33:29 GMT
One of might be accurate since there are a few things about the SC that are otherworldly  |
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Post by SuperKamiGuy1 on Aug 7, 2021 1:09:13 GMT
"HI! Visitors! If you've clicked on the website then you're certainly interested in seeing what our town has to offer! Well, you're in luck! My name is Katrina Miyazaki: SC of Public Relations! And before you're interested in taking a few friends along for a road trip or just interested in visiting yourself, there are a few things to remember before visiting Shepard!
1. Respect The Pecking Order: And the pecking order as follows: 1.The President, The Vice President, Myself, The Magistrate, The Representatives of The Bifrost Diner, and Cody King! I wouldn't recommend crossing any of them. Just don't Kay?
2. Everything you've heard about the town is partially true.
3. Do Not Go in The Dog Park. Dogs aren't allowed in the dog park. And don't interact with anyone within the dog park because it'll try to lure you in.
4. Monitor Head is pretty cool though. He's just there to study the park and he's open to take selfies with. Just don't take it ON the park.
5. The Shepard Zoo is a fun time for the whole family. Filled with all kinds of peculiar creatures. From Jaws: The Megalodon to Hank The Sasquatch.
6. Whenever you decide to go camping in our designated camping sites be sure to have a guide assigned to you, in the event you get lost. Or worse
7. During the Harvest Festival all residents are instructed to lockdown their homes and protect it with Wolfsbane in the event of The Harvest Moon. And remain in lockdown till sunrise.
8. To any home inva-I mean explorers out there? I cannot stress enough to never ventured into an abandoned home. Once you've crossed that threshold there is no getting out.
9. When using the public restrooms after dark I'd suggest using The Buddy System. If you should lose one then I'd recommend assigning yourself to another buddy.
10. Lady Clementine can be sociable but she values her privacy so don't venture unto her property unless you inform her in advance.
Be sure to remember the rules and have fun while visiting Shepard. You'll be in for an experience that you'll remember for a lifetime. Oh there is SO much epicness in this post! Very fun bro! Rest assured I do have a very thorough response incoming after dinner! I have a response to everything! You'll love it! But for now! While Lady Clementine is indeed hauntingly beautiful, she is also a 9+ Foot Tall Ancient Class Vampire who is one of, if not THE, most powerful beings in Shepard. She might not get involved in the politics of Shepard often but she technically outranks the big players of the town so she is not to be messed with. Rest assured the town is plenty crazy but it's also a really fun place to visit. Yeah, nobody comes back out of the park as a person. If you do ever make it out of there, you'll be completely unrecognizable and your mind will be gone. And that's IF you make it out! Monitor Head is basically a jovial gentleman in a fancy suit with a top hat. His face just so happens to be a TV Monitor. He's eccentric but he's perfectly nice. As with all Zoos though, be sure to respect the rules and the animals. It's an amazing place but the animals are not to be underestimated. Be especially sure to stay out of their enclosures. Oh definitely! The parks and camping areas of Shepard are beautiful but you do not want to off the trail. Yeah, we've got some Lycans in Shepard. They're very nice people but the Harvest Moon makes Lycans extremely dangerous and it takes enormous willpower for them to be able to direct it properly. Anybody caught outside during such a night would be in serious trouble. Just stay home, secure your house and hang Wolfsbane outside and you'll be fine. If for whatever reason you are unable to make it home on your own on such a night please inform someone from the Student Council and assistance will be sent your way ASAP! You do not want to know some of the things we have living in the abandoned homes around Shepard. They're fenced off with warning signs up for a reason. The things living in them prefer their solitude. Just avoid the fenced off areas and you'll be fine. I'm not saying we have Toilet Ghosts buuuuuut.....yeah it's Toilet Ghosts. And sometimes Ghoulies. Now then! Shepard's Rules For Halloween! Now, don't get me wrong, Halloween in Shepard is party central! The supernatural all come out to celebrate en masse in a massive celebration. It's an incredibly awesome and flashy party that you won't forget. However! There is one creature you need to watch out for. The Child. A holiday rule-enforcing full-on Eldritch Abomination, The Child is the enforcer of the rules of Halloween, and he punishes anyone who breaks them, human or monster. Fortunately, the rules are pretty simple: Wear a costume, give out candy, never extinguish a jack o'lantern before midnight, have fun and be nice. You are allowed to scare people, it's Halloween after all, just don't take it too far. Even leaving a bowl of candy out is enough. Just be sure there's enough left for The Child when he comes to visit. And for the love of God, do not try to pick a fight with him. While he may or may not be Samhain exactly he is clearly the Anthropomorphic Personification of the Season itself with all that entails. Told you I'd be back! |
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Post by Valhalla Erikson on Aug 7, 2021 2:37:20 GMT
Tina whistled while reading through the rest of the rules. If she hadn't seen the kind of things she has seen during her teen years one couldn't blame her if she considered this as one big marketing ploy. Yet she know better. All in all she is impressed. And curious, most of the towns of this sort would rather avoid letting out this kind of intel to the public. Yet Shepard counts on this kind of tell all. There's a reason why it had become a hot spot for tourist.
"So, on a scale of one to...Sunnydale, how real is this town?" Flannery Kingston watched next to her. In a side by side comparison Tina is the tallest of the two, eith Flannery being around 5'4 in height. Sporting shoulder length blood red hair. In a certain angle Tina could swear her bestie would resemble Ariel from The Little Mermaid.
"From what Yenny tells me Shepard would make Sunnydale look like Mayberry."
Flannery raised an eyebrow. "That real huh?"
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Post by SuperKamiGuy1 on Aug 7, 2021 3:41:19 GMT
Tina whistled while reading through the rest of the rules. If she hadn't seen the kind of things she has seen during her teen years one couldn't blame her if she considered this as one big marketing ploy. Yet she know better. All in all she is impressed. And curious, most of the towns of this sort would rather avoid letting out this kind of intel to the public. Yet Shepard counts on this kind of tell all. There's a reason why it had become a hot spot for tourist. "So, on a scale of one to...Sunnydale, how real is this town?" Flannery Kingston watched next to her. In a side by side comparison Tina is the tallest of the two, eith Flannery being around 5'4 in height. Sporting shoulder length blood red hair. In a certain angle Tina could swear her bestie would resemble Ariel from The Little Mermaid. "From what Yenny tells me Shepard would make Sunnydale look like Mayberry." Flannery raised an eyebrow. "That real huh?"  Older Tina!  Flannery Kingston!  Welcome back to the show, Flannery! We've missed you, you little psychic powerhouse! |
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Post by SuperKamiGuy1 on Aug 7, 2021 22:20:34 GMT
Tina whistled while reading through the rest of the rules. If she hadn't seen the kind of things she has seen during her teen years one couldn't blame her if she considered this as one big marketing ploy. Yet she know better. All in all she is impressed. And curious, most of the towns of this sort would rather avoid letting out this kind of intel to the public. Yet Shepard counts on this kind of tell all. There's a reason why it had become a hot spot for tourist. "So, on a scale of one to...Sunnydale, how real is this town?" Flannery Kingston watched next to her. In a side by side comparison Tina is the tallest of the two, eith Flannery being around 5'4 in height. Sporting shoulder length blood red hair. In a certain angle Tina could swear her bestie would resemble Ariel from The Little Mermaid. "From what Yenny tells me Shepard would make Sunnydale look like Mayberry." Flannery raised an eyebrow. "That real huh?" Older Tina! Flannery Kingston! Welcome back to the show, Flannery! We've missed you, you little psychic powerhouse! "Well, Red, I see it like this. Sunnydale might've been a crazy town for sure, but Shepard has several different supernatural beings of various species all living together, even some aliens, in relative harmony. So long as you follow the rules of the town, you'll be perfectly safe. It isn't exactly malicious, like a Hellmouth or anything, but a place like this can be even more dangerous because of how peaceful it is. If you aren't aware of the supernatural phenomenon around the area and you step off of the trail you can find yourself in an extremely perilous situation to say the least." Tina summarized. "Is that so? It's that crazy?" "Sunnydale didn't have the Dog Park." Tina reminded her. "Yeah, I've been meaning to ask about that. I don't intend to break the rules of course but what's with that place?" Tina shook her head. "If what I've heard is true...you're much better off not knowing." |
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Post by Valhalla Erikson on Aug 7, 2021 22:42:05 GMT
Flannery taps the desk with her pen, a habit she usually does whenever she is in deep thought. "I have a theory regarding that. I could be mistaken but it's the closest one that's sensible. Don't you think that the source of whatever is going on in Shepard could be linked to the Dog Park? When even vampires wouldn't dare venture in you know that place is legit. Perhaps The Dog Park could be that town's very own Hellmouth."
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Post by SuperKamiGuy1 on Aug 7, 2021 23:08:59 GMT
Flannery taps the desk with her pen, a habit she usually does whenever she is in deep thought. "I have a theory regarding that. I could be mistaken but it's the closest one that's sensible. Don't you think that the source of whatever is going on in Shepard could be linked to the Dog Park? When even vampires wouldn't dare venture in you know that place is legit. Perhaps The Dog Park could be that town's very own Hellmouth." "Hmmmmm. It's possible. Honestly that definitely makes a lot of sense." She nodded. "If it is one however, it's a rather lax Hellmouth. It doesn't expand and, as far as anybody knows, it doesn't attack anybody who doesn't venture inside." |
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